Although I'm overqualified for this role, I am determined to produce the most Boar shit. Plus I have the biggest cahonas out here. These other Boars have no clue what I have under the trunk and jaws will drop when my wrinklepurse first appears.

Qualities and Strengths:
I eat the dirtiest dirt
I poop the dirtiest poop
I have the biggest sweasticles
I don't have weaknesses, just hairy berries